everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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