Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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