Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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