so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Rumble strips road head = magical
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
