I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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