Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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