just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You did what with his pubic hair?
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