Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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