shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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