You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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