So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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