who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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