I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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