we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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