What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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