Sry I called you an 8
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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