How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed