Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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