Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Sex in the backyard? Check.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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