Welp...herpes.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
