If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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