life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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