"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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