What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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