I just cut my nipple shaving
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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