woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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