"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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