i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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