All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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