Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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