It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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