My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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