im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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