Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
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Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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