it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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