I accidentally burped into my bong.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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