Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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