You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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