Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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