omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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