What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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