What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
