Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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