so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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