i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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