There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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