just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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