i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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