mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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