I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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