Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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