Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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