girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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