Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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