Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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