the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
it's great music for shaving your balls
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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