At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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