:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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