I heard we made out
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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